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transschmuck:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read

Justin and I’s arguments typically:

  • Me buying concert tickets
  • Him buying cigarettes
  • Me: “How can you not like Panic at the disco? How can you not like Jenny Lewis, Why don’t you like taking back sunday that much, why don’t you want to listen to death cab, how can you like the postal service more than death cab.” “Why don’t you want to go to concerts?”
  • Whether we’re going to the gym that evening
  • What to eat for dinner
  • White or red wine
  • Me: “Why are you going to sleep it’s only 10pm.”
  • Justin: “Stop watching vines, I’m trying to sleep.”
swiftingthrough

kanyezus:

im-a-walking-paradox:

me

IT’s BACK

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